
Two Gun Pete
Pirates of ΛZMΛRÉ must earn their weaponry. The magic of the musket is heavily protected, as guns are only passed down from captain to trusted mate. Many of these muskets are even laden with enchantments that cause them to self-destruct if they ever fall into unworthy hands. Pirates never carry two guns, and it is widely known that the rotten captain known as Two-Gun Pete acquired his second gun (and perhaps his first as well) through treachery and murder. Some say that Two-Gun has a secret stash of even more guns, stolen from fellow captains of the past he has double-crossed, captains whose ghosts now undoubtedly haunt his dreams. He travels with a blind pirate sorceress named Artibula who is able to expertly remove the protective enchantments from Pete's weaponry. Two-Gun Pete has no close friends, but is inseparable from the pet rat named Squint who lives in his beard.