The Baron Fyatt card

Baron Fyatt

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DeathFire
Rarity
legendary
Edition
Rebellion
Type
Monster
On film: filed by Vinnie in a Short →

This rebellion is getting out of hand, but Baron Fyatt, Lord High Treasurer in charge of the Chaos Empire’s fiscal policies, has a plan: a 50% tax levied against all sales, income, and net worth.

Taxes collected in native coinages are to be melted down and reminted as Chaos marks. With less coins like the Gloridax auro and Anumian crown in circulation, their value will plummet. The rebels and their sympathizers will find themselves unable to fund their little uprising, and it will fizzle out in no time. The baron will be hailed a hero.

Meanwhile, with a surplus of Chaos marks available for trade and barter, its value will skyrocket.

Ask him, and he'll tell you: Baron Fyatt is a fiduciary genius.

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